Dogs Don't Do Christmas

Dogs don't do Christmas, you see,
All dogs know is "NOW!"
Dogs couldn't care less about a Christmas tree, 'cause
It's just one more place he's not allowed to pee.
And chocolate and nuts and Aunt Jude's fruitcake
Just poison his system, for goodness sake!

Dogs don't do Christmas, you know,
It's just not in their cards.
Warm beds and good kibble are all dogs' want.
Oh yeah, and a good romp across the yard.
And some kind hand to scratch that spot
Where a dog's tail starts and his reach stops!

Dogs don't do Christmas, y'all;
Special days are not their thing.
Our customs just confirm to dogs
What foolishness humans bring.
For dogs, love is eternal. What more is there to say?
Love your dog. That's all he asks. And it will be Christmas every day!